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Yesterday I was at work and my boss brought in her three, PRETEEN daughters. And then left.

I had no idea that babysitting was part of my job description. But I'm doing a little bit of everything here anyway, so why the hell not?

The girls and I ate and they watched music videos on my laptop while I worked. We also talked, they asked me about all my boyfriends, which was uncomfortable. Trying to set an example, I said I've only had one, Justinn, who I am still with and I didn't start dating until I got to college. Ha...

They got into my facebook, since I left my password, and went through ALL my pictures, even some of the prom ones I still had up. They raved about my dress, and then asked about the "ugly guy" I went to prom with. I don't know what to think about that.

Anyway, said it was some guy. We don't talk. Kicked them off facebook (and my purse, at that) (AND my phone). And they continued watching Taylor Swift on YouTube, taught me the words to 'You Belong With Me' and I sang along with them. Afterwards they told me I sounded just like Taylor Swift and I could totally be a country pop singer. I don't know what to think about that either.

So then they went BACK to the boyfriend subject, said that Ilana also liked a boy named Justinn. They went back on my facebook when I thought they were watching the Harry Potter movie I snuck in for myself, and found Justinn's FB page and said he was cute and muscley. They liked the pictures of him in those styrofoam wigs, which makes me wonder how long they were at FB because those are really old pictures. And they also liked the one of him shirtless. Me too.

And then I switched laptops with them and explained that they were not allowed a facebook until they were 18. And they said that their classmates have them and I said their classmates lied about their age and FB is really dangerous bc FB steals your pictures and sells them to other people, even the creepy ones.

True story.